an email from work

As most of you know, I work for a company called CCBill. People call us up and say their passwords or videos or whatever arent working on the site they signed up for. We are the 3rd party payment proccessor for over 100,000 websites – unfortunately 95% are adult websites.
Yes, my job is to look at porn all day, and no I dont cause Im a supervisor and its now boring.

We also answer emails. Heres a charming email that Ben recieved this afternoon:

” Since joining this site and seeing the gorgeous girls here, I can’t get it up for women without dicks. i’ve been lucky enough to have sex with a couple of TS hookers now. It just seems unnatural for a women not to have a cock now.
Thank you Madison. I hope one day to find my own true girl to love, a girl with a dick.”