hahaha mac sucks

The door to hell

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/doortohell.htm

The door to hell was found!

Its actually a bunch of gas that some geologists ignited hoping it would burn off in a couple of hours… its is 35 years later and its still goin!

Rascist toys

http://www.thetoyzone.com/10-of-the-most-racist-toys-ever-made/

The 10 most rascist toys ever made

Fancy flower tea

How fancy would you be if you drank THIS tea

http://www.dragonwater.com/product_detail.tf/589_3_flower_burst_tea.html

You put the ball in the tea and not only does it make tea, but a flower blooms into your glass.

Ten Rules for Being Human

Ten Rules for Being Human

by Cherie Carter-Scott

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.”
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There’s no part of life that doesn’t contain its lessons. If you’re alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. “There” is no better a place than “here.” When your “there” has become a “here”, you will simply obtain another “there” that will again look better than “here.”
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life’s questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.

Learn to be hilarious!

This is a really clever article about humor!
Did you know that laughing is a subconscious way of saying “I want to bond with you?”

http://somethinbeautiful.blogspot.com/2008/07/top-10-ways-to-boost-your-humor-skills.html

cookies!

These dont look like light houses

Inappropriate gummy candies

http://consumerist.com/tag/gummi-lighthouses/?i=5016377&t=these-gummi-lighthouse-candies-are-highly-inappropriate

“The customer is always right”

http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59/two-phrases-that-destroyed-american-culture

a beautiful little blog about how shitty people can be to each other.

I wanna own a business so bad, cause Ive always been in love with the notion of having control over people like that
“no, this is MY business, get the fuck out if you arent going to act like a decent human”
Ive been a server. Ive been a customer support representative, and for the love of GOD I cant understand what makes people feel the need to be rude to people who control what you are eating or your money where you cant see what they are doing with it.

I get SO MAD. Dont treat me bad, get ME fired, make ME cry all because you didnt get your salad. And if you manage a restaurant and you hand out those free coupons when people are assholes, then fuck you and stop being a maggot.

Ive actually had to yell at people that have done that to me, and I can recall a FEW different wal mart experiences when I (as a customer) personally kicked people out of the line for being rude to the sad chashiers.

Pig in Boots

http://www.popgive.com/2008/06/pig-in-boots.html

This piggy rocks, and LOVEs wearing its boots.